Jo mama

Jo mama A.K.A your mom is used as the ultimate roast.
person 1: hey have you met Jo.
person 2: no who is Jo?
person 1: Jo mama. OHHHHH
by ITS FLEX TAPE!!!!!!!!!!! February 22, 2022
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YO MAMA 69

The war cry of absolute meme lords.

To be said while dabbing, T-posing, going full-on unholy creature, or derping. Bonus points if you make this a war cry in Miitopia.
Charlie the 12 year old rager, while playing Minecraft: Khan, you fracking rear end! I’m gonna murder your guy so bad, you absolute mothefu-
Khan: YO MAMA 69!!!
Charlie: …Wtf?
by Scratchykit August 22, 2023
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mama dat burn

a phrase from floptok. a girl getting her silk press and her mom puts the hot comb on her head too quickly to which the girl says, “mama dat burn” and her mom replies with, “be still i ain’t even touch your scalp.”

this phrase has turned into an amusing joke that many people quote daily.
when you touch something hot or your friend accidentally puts something hot on you:
“mama dat burn”
by ykiker 😎 November 29, 2024
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mama d

the SUPERIOR account on stan twitter. her fame overthrows us all and she is THE mama d. no better definition. she is best known for having friends such as gabby, lulu, mya, grace, jessica, arielle, etc. she is best known for being the crackhead of stan twitter. people on omegle commonly say “stan mama d”. she once yelled daniel seavey have my kids. stan seaveyscircle
“did you hear about mama d?”
“yeah she’s superior
“and a crackhead

“what’s her name?”
“mama d?”
“no deanna?”
by daniellover3210 October 16, 2019
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yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
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Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.
When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you
by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018
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Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON
by Vedava August 01, 2022
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