Lesbian

(The real def) a non man attracted to only non men. People who can be lesbian includes: enbys women trans women gender fluid peeps gender neutral peeps anyone who doesn't identify as a man, including people with he/him pronouns can be lesbian if they are not men.

The people who cannot be lesbian includes: men.

Person A: I think I'm lesbian
Person B: b-b-b-but y-you-you use he/him
Person A: I'm nonbinary you dumbass bitch fuck tard umpa lumps looking ass bitch stay the fuck out of my way you intolerant shut bag

Person B: well sorry
Person A: good now die because I don't want to breath the same air as me anymore thank you

by That_Trans_Guy_Denki March 27, 2022

Safety Lesbian

A girl who acts like a lesbian until she finds a boyfriend. Not to be confused with actual lesbians, safety lesbians may:

A) use sexual preference as an excuse for a chronic lack of boyfriends,

B) attract guys with the promise of a threesome,

C) muff dive until 'the right guy' comes along.

Maria) "Stacey thinks we should threeway with Jake."
Maude) "Be careful, she might just be a safety lesbian."

Claire) "So you're a lesbian?"
Janet) "Yeah, until the right guy comes along."
Claire) "Pfft, safety lesbian..."

by King Near July 3, 2010

Sugar Lesbian

Sugar Lesbian - A female who acts and appears ladylike or girly but is attracted to women. That is where the term "sugar" comes in, being used in comparison to a girl being sweet, in terms of figurative speech. Unlike the "Butch," who is a lesbian with a manly appearance. Sugar lesbians have a ladylike/girly appearance but can be hardcore tomboys on the inside... or girls who are just complete men inside and not just tomboyish. Sugar lesbians aren't really so open to their sexuality as they appear to be really ladylike/girly, but they may express their true feelings to a certain group of friends that they have. Not saying that there are no Sugar Lesbians that are open with their sexuality...but it's just that there aren't MANY Sugar Lesbians that are open with their sexuality. You honestly wouldn't know if a girl was a Sugar Lesbian unless they tell you. Like, for real. There could be one in your classroom right now! lol Because they look like regular girls.

Ex 1: She is a sugar lesbian.
Ex 2: I'm a sugar lesbian.
Ex 3: That sugar lesbian is so cute.

by dajenny.74 January 17, 2020

ice cream lesbian

A lesbian that slathers ice cream on a fleshlight and rubs it on her pussy. It can be used to insult people.

Person 1: "You peice of shit!" Person 2: "You ice cream lesbian!"

by Theworst_weeb August 29, 2017

will graham lesbian

A lesbian who identifies with and/or adores the character Will Graham from the 2013 TV series Hannibal.

Upon rewatching Hannibal, Alice realized that she might be a Will Graham lesbian.

by breadbummer November 11, 2020

lesbian uppercut

Lesbian uppercut: a male dressing up like girl to hook up with a lesbian and tucking his penis behind his legs to make it look like a vagina. When the lesbian goes down on the male he lets it free and it hits her in the face.

Must be male gender doing to lesbian female.

Willing to dress like female. And time and patients.

You want to hook up with a hot lesbian girl but clearly she isn't into you because she only likes females. Trick her into thinking you are a chick and when it comes time to get naked and she goes down on you, tuck your wiener behind your legs like you have a vagina (has to be hard) and when she gets her face close, let the beast free and BAM! Hits her in the face and the Lesbian uppercut

by Koogers February 18, 2014

Lesbian Astronomy

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.

Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016