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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Jizz Spins

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you
Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins
by Malipnos June 7, 2024
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Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.
Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Ragmug.

Jazz and jizz

"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"
by frocodile March 7, 2022
mugGet the Jazz and jizzmug.

big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz
oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic
by ogalvin March 30, 2022
mugGet the big jizzmug.

On Jizz

means on jah but jizz. no not sus, unless u make it sus.
by iluvmuhammed December 13, 2021
mugGet the On Jizzmug.

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 3, 2018
mugGet the Jizz muffinmug.

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