super human satchle 

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons

Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...

super human satchle by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

buzzin' human 

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.

look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human

buzzin' human by mario@glos September 5, 2010

Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.

Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.

Rancid human by Geoff's pyjamas May 10, 2018

trans-human organism 

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

trans-human organism by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018

Generic Human Syndrome 

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.

"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.

Generic Human Syndrome by GHS Patient July 26, 2019

Eiffel Human Centipede 

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

Eiffel Human Centipede by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Mega Human 

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

Mega Human by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020