K J H

Stands for Katherine Joy Hopkins, and means many things (She is the best attack helicopter you will ever find). For example, Katherine can be shortened to Katey, which means "asshole", "beotch", and/or "daddy." Joy means happy, but not in her case. She suffers from depression, anxiety, and asthma. Her parents named her Joy after the light and happiness she brought them, but she did not feel that light and happiness back. She is constantly in a battle with herself for happiness, and love, and laughter, for security, and comfort. She finds all of that in her friends and feeds off their happiness. Hopkins means family and love. She describes it as, "a royal family in Ireland", but I think it means more. Katherine is such a good gal and is loved by all who meet her. If cross paths with her, be sure to give her a high five and a smile, for you will receive one back!

K J H is such a cool bean! - Dani
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school

by Wack DIsh Soap June 5, 2018

Triple H

The man who buries talent and makes mockery out of wrestling for his own amusement. He was part of the kliq, which held up high political power in the locker room back in the 90s and made it hell for other wrestlers. 'The Game' as he is called fucked over Kane, Booker T, Chris Jericho, RVD, Goldberg, Randy Orton, and CM Punk. He was infamous for his 'reign of terror', a heel title reign which lasted from 2002 to 2005.

Wow, I can't wait till so and so will beat Triple H- Oh wait he was pinned by Triple H in Wrestlemania!

by Bonnie Knight June 6, 2018

Power H

Sexual activity where the woman is the middle line in the H (from a cross view perspective)

We gave Lacy a power H last night.

by AkiOlathe June 9, 2018

Megan J. H.

Megan is a lovely gurl who's absolutely gorgeous and is super funny and nice. She's amazing.

Megan J. H. is hilarious and so laughable she's awsome.

by Byefefe May 22, 2018

S. C. H. O. O. L

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

S. C. H. O. O. L.

by Bookworm of the dictionary April 17, 2018

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Quinn h

One of the hottest fucking girls in your school. She has such great tits and an amazing ass. She’s super popular and everyone wants to smash her. She’s had like three boyfriends every year. When she wears her leggings you see the slightest hint of a camel toe But when she wears a skirt it’s just as good because those legs are amazing. She’s naturally tan because she’s 50% South American. That does nothing but compliment her look.

“Quinn h has to be in the top three hottest girls I know.”
“I know bro. She might the hottest”
I would smash sooo fucking hard”

by Notballer6996 November 6, 2019