Phone ghosted

When you repeatedly press a button on a touchscreen phone and your input is ignored you are being "phone ghosted".

The term has been used by some teenage segments of the population who take the failure of the phone to respond as a personal affront, similar in experience to being dissed or ignored by a real person.

I can't unlock my iPhone; I'm being f**cking phone ghosted.

by E. Pinchbeck March 1, 2018

fallen goose

When a man drops his dick into a womans vagina, later pissing in it, like a goose that got shot by a hunter.

I can’t wait to fallen goose my daughter tonight.

by scrimm November 3, 2018

The Goose

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.

The Goose is everything.

by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

Stupid Goose

when someone does something or say something dumb

look at Hayroon! He’s a stupid goose

by the3sillygooses March 17, 2019

Silly goose

(1) a person who has very odd and strange properties and characteristics. (2) a person who is awful in every way

I cannot believe Jack left you on read AGAIN! He is such a silly goose

by Ocheggy July 16, 2019

Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.

At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."

by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019