douche glare 

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

douche glare by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014

douche swaggled 

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

douche swaggled by part time chef February 9, 2014

douche space shuttle 

(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.

"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."

douche space shuttle by triangle77 February 24, 2014

douche tax 

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

douche tax by electric jon May 14, 2014

douche-quaffle 

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

douche-quaffle by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Douche Stank

The aftermath smell when douche didn't do the job the first time. The stench of the women with a hint of lavender.

Her douche stank filled the bus as the confused people wonder who had stinky flower.

Douche Stank by onyxfire May 22, 2014

douche it out 

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.

"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."

douche it out by jaminique June 14, 2014