Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019

Do-ped

Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are

Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: “don’t be a fuckin do-ped”

by Kier init November 10, 2019

Doing a Max

Getting downed 41 times in a zombies game. Max is obviously good at zombies just he lacks the ability to look behind him.

Max: i got downed again!
Everyone Else: What the hell are you doing!

Max: I'm downed
James: Again!

Me: You Doing A Max?

by Roberto:) April 12, 2011

do a benji

Get pissed then "pilot" your car home

I didnt want to wait for a taxi after Beerfest so i decided to do a benji

by Bennybullshit December 18, 2018

Doing a dalton

Standing outside someone's house and leaching his WiFi.

I just saw that guy doing a dalton

by RedderChedder August 31, 2014