cousling

/KUHZ-ling/ (noun) – The child of your first cousin or the first cousin of your parent; commonly called a first cousin once removed.
• Created from combining cousin + the diminutive suffix “-ling” (like sibling), to smoothly fill a gap in English kinship terms.
• Gender-neutral and usable for family one generation above or below.

“You met Kayla? She’s my cousling—Jace and I are first cousins, so she’s one generation below me.”
“Thanksgiving was so fun! All 8 of my couslings tried to beat me at Mario Kart.”
“Grandma’s chart says Aunt Marie is actually Mom’s cousling, which sounds way cooler than ‘once removed.’”

by LucasMiller8562 June 8, 2025

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Coutinhating

When you are gay but you dont admit it, but instead you have a child to prove that you are hetero.

"Hey Jimmy is Coutinhating again with the neighbor"

by Adolf Mugabe October 16, 2025

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Face-Couging

Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.

Better buy some rubbers bro. Brando's mom is face-couging you.

by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011

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Ghetto Coursing

When a person puts a high value item out on display in the night hours in the ghetto, only to lie in wait with a pack of dogs (preferably sight hounds/greyhounds). Once a thief has decided to take action and steal the item, the dogs are let free to chase the assailant(s). The outcome is bet upon before hand.

Hey, i just a new greyhound named lucky. Can we use your Gixxer to lure in some ghetto hares? I know she's gonna be a legend in the ghetto coursing league.

by Julian loves woj July 20, 2012

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