Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 19, 2018

Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 11, 2020

Clam baiting

Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.

Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag

Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro

by epaz22 February 03, 2023

muck her clam

To eat her box

Max: Hey, how is that new girl you're with?
Chase: Not bad, I can't wait to muck her clam.

by MuckerOfClams October 25, 2023

clam dan

It means that some one is extremely sexual and needs to calm down

Stop making conversations sexual god clam down clam dan verb

by Slobster February 07, 2018

clam claimer

The process of sleeping with as many women as possible

God damn he sleeps with a lot of women

yeah, he is a known clam claimer.

by November 01, 2017

manhattan clam dip

The creamy white substance that excretes from the female genitalia, mixed with the blood during the females mentral cycle!

Man, I should have don the "Touch and Sniff" before I ate her pussy! I got a dish full of Manhattan Clam Dip!!!

by Manhattan Clam Dip March 11, 2015