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californication

Californication means when Western civilization has an effect on another state (or country). This isn't only limited to California. They mean all WESTERN states. Besides, all the smart Californians know that this state isn't just a beach, or one city (Hollywood)
Does anyone posting here even live in California? Jeez, live here, then insult us.

Californian Foot Turkey 

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.
Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.

Californian

Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.
Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.

Californication

actresses (usally from a forein country) having sex with people in high places in the movie industry in order to get a role in a movie, also speading pornograpy throgh currupting teenage boys. See the lyrics in the song "Californication" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
dream of californication

californicated 

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.
Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

Californiagitis 

Californiagitis—wishing to be in a warm place, such as the west coast, when it’s cold outside. Thinking that the grass is greener when it really isn’t. Imagining girls in skimpy clothes and beach bums lounging on the sand all day, wishing that was you baking in the sun, and not being so far away, depressed and cold.
John must have californiagitis again because he keeps singingCalifornia Dreamin.” All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray….
Californiagitis by wwestingit November 27, 2012