The Book of Morbman

The amazing teachings of a man named Dr Joseph Morbius

I'm going to read the book of morbman

by Snappyhare June 4, 2022

Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

Book

a collection of paper that most people get shamed for liking

get out of urban dictionary and go read a book

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

Book

A book is something that absolutely destroys every fabric of your soul; it crushes you mentally and still makes you fall in love with it.

'This book is fantastic!' Josh told to his friend. Sabrina was confused. 'You were just crying about it?' Josh had a tear falling down his cheek. 'What's your point?'

by oh god im dead January 25, 2022

books

something that were required to read as student. either love em or hate em.

man: we have to read 7 books?!!!
teacher: by tomorrow
man: WHAT???!!!!!

by attitude determines joe February 2, 2022

Book

The best thing in the world. The reason I'm alive. The portal to my soul. The love of my life. The best, most underrated thing in the world. The mental portal to a better world. The purpose of letters. The most important thing to ever exist.

I love reading books

by the confused bish February 8, 2022