A teacher or professor in her cougar years with a large bust, full lips and wide hips. Thought of as being attractive, and has certainly been the cause of many stains on high school and college guys bed sheets.
Dude 1: Remember our old english teacher Ms. Baker?
Dude 2: Was she the one with phat ass tits, fat ass lips and bangin' ass lips?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dawg!
Dude 2: Was she the one with phat ass tits, fat ass lips and bangin' ass lips?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dawg!
by Mister_Nøgenhat January 3, 2017
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Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
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A place where people from hell come. Also a place people like to bash by putting definitions like this in their profile. But really, it is that bad....this place fuckin sucks....
This is the place Saimar Algeed came from. Bakersfield is Saimar's favorite place becuase he can see sooooo many exotic cars. So cool.
by cirque de soleil February 24, 2005
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by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006
Get the sperm baker mug.The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011
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Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
by Terrørist July 15, 2010
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Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.
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