boats

dirty, worn-out shoes that are way too long for the wearers feet

man look at those boats an his feet! lol

by robert lee johnson III April 29, 2012

White people boats

Kayaks

Let's go down the river in our white people boats.

by ValC July 23, 2014

Tug boating

The act of masterbation to a man whilst he is walking. Tug boating

Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?

Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.

by JB YO January 19, 2011

I know boats

a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.

person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'

by jcrc45 May 17, 2009

boatload

A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload
5.)fuckton.

John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.

by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Boatilab

Abbreviation for "Bend Over And Take It Like A Bitch"

Girl: I thought maybe we could cuddle today...
Guy: Shut up, now Boatilab!

by Winne 4 April 20, 2010

Paddle boatin

Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!

When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!

by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009