Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.

Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!

by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017

Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.

Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.

by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024

Blamer-asian

Black American Asian

Dude you are so a Blamer-asian there is more in your wood pile than just black.

by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.

Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!

by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010

Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.

Stfu you Ken the Asian

by Aaasian June 10, 2022

asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

asian ricebender

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021