Super Advanced Fuckery

Literally the worst type of fuckery. Not even the fuckery professionals can pull it off, only the fuckery god. If preformed, the universe would probably collapse and absorb all intelligent life forms.

Has anyone done super advanced fuckery yet?

by Milo Reeves January 11, 2025

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Denture Adventure

Trolling elderly females for a highly coveted toothless gum job aka hot gummy.

Bro ever since I got this night job at the geriatric center, every shift is a denture adventure.

Hey bruhhh gotta tell ya your gammy was a denture adventure but she finally popped them out for me last night.

Bro why do you always go to bingo nights? Oh braaaahhh it’s a true denture adventure. I hit bingo last time and had my other balls pulled with a skin to skin gummy from the reigning champion in the back of my Prius.

by Dick Onchin January 31, 2026

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Tangy Adventure

When you have severe anal herpes and you shit causing the shit to rub against the herpes bumps.

"I had a tangy adventure after bottoming that femboy the other day dude".

by Therollingrapeshitter February 24, 2026

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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.

Not to play gooners advocate but…

by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025

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Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

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