asian

being good at math

white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?

by YulTheWizard November 21, 2019

asian cat

Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car

Me and the Chinese girl did the Asian cat.

by BillCosbyFather November 1, 2017

asian elliot

when you stick 3 mason jars of rice up your girlfriends ass during serious anal than eat the rice in her pussy

you wanna do some asian elliot after school at my house

by coco_nutt_rice October 30, 2018

asian work boots

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Asian

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.

Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock

Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches

by bryanhac November 19, 2023

Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018