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Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.
Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.
by Fave000 August 25, 2010
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Mexican spit donkey

The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.
Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.
by There German Cat April 28, 2015
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Donkey Gravy Room

A room or specified place in which a rambunctious or mischievous child is sent until his/her behavior is considered acceptable.
"I had to put all dees chillrun up in that Donkey Gravy Room 'til they get straight."

"Hey, honey. How are the kids doing?"
"Awful. They've been in the Donkey Gravy Room all morning."
by SouthernLiterature May 21, 2016
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swamp donkey

An attractive female whom acts like a donkey (eg dumb as fuck) and has realy disgusting habits, while under the influence of alcohol.
Bill: Wow shes kind of hot!

Ted: No way, that girls a total Swamp Donkey, she just swated right in front of us, and she only had half a pint!
by Kidd February 18, 2004
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donkey laugh

to laugh like Lorna Sales
when ya make lorna laugh
by Sam .f June 1, 2003
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sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
by TomD1969 January 12, 2011
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Donkey Kong December

Donkey Kong December is the month in 2021 where Videogamedunkey is forced by Donkey Kong to only make videos with Donkey Kong in them, though he often does only the bare minimum to please the Gorilla Overlord.
by Signup Man December 6, 2021
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