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school parent

usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.
1: hey man you should meet my school parent.
2: wow they sound cool!
by ghost typewriter January 17, 2020
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School

Useless boring torture for people under the age of 18 to attempt to teach you things with an extremely outdated system that only ever works if you have an amazing teacher (it never works)
Ex: "I don't want to go to school today"
" well if it helps honey, your friends are all saying the same thing right now"
by Biker_dude January 19, 2020
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School

The demon's lair that your parents send you off to so they can be alone. They force you to rot their and fail when all they care about is your grades and you to stop complaining. Your parents just want you out of the house by 18 so they tell you to meet Satan's future demon helpers. They tell you to go to school but eventually you realize that there is another 4 rotting years for college only so you can work your ass of getting your whole life wasted until your a pasty old woman/man that has lost every memory except your old prison rotting school days.
School. Now why the hell am I going to wake up for that?
Don't you dare say school In front of me, to many terrible memories.
by Candel'ite X_X January 20, 2020
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School

A place not worth the time of day. where you send kids to find out no one cares what they think. Somewhere that lets you know you're wasting your fucking life. Parents send their kids there because of our piece of fucking shit Government decides is necessary, they slave away repeating the things they already know encouraged not to have dreams or hopes. It stomps the light out of your childhood. If your will to live is a fire, then school is a bucket of icy water and the government that forces you to go is the Bastard that dumps the water on the fire.
Where is that place that impersonates hell?
"You mean school?"
by FukSchool January 21, 2020
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School

A place where people who went to school for teaching exercise their knowledge upon poor helpless children
Teaching School: Now that you're done go, ruin kids, lives.
Newly Teachers: YEAH!!
by thatakwardemogirl January 23, 2020
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school

school is a prison for teens and children. they do not like school, teachers go to school to help teach the future people. well, some kids think that the teachers are torturing them.
PLEASE VOTE FOR MINE!!!! THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF KIDS WHEN THEY SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!😂
kid 1: man, why do we have to go to school?
kid 2: I know right, I feel like the teacher is torturing us!
by Tyckle24 January 24, 2020
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columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
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