Holy Shit

When a man takes a dump so large that it causes him to ejaculate.

Dude, that dump was so massive it made me come. Holy Shit!

by Genny2genny January 8, 2021

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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

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The Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole

Wocky slosh!!!!!! The nazi shit perp

by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021

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shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

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Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021

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