New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation

That chick is New Age Old School

by Retrostyle November 24, 2020

school scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes

Don’t smell them school scissors Katie Hands had them.

by Fax only November 13, 2020

School

Here's what School Stands for:
S - six
C - cruel
H - hours
O - of
O - our

L - lives

Sam: man I hate school.
kelly: same here dude.

by mypronounsarefin/ger February 7, 2023

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Northwestern High School

A rural school located in the NW corner of Wayne County. During the winter, this school decides to save money by not turning on any heat, which leaves the school with an average temperature of 50 degrees. the school prides itself on having STEM shit and teaching kindergartners how to 3-D print

"ive always wanted to visit Antarctica"
"why, Just go to Northwestern High School"

by yomomma6969420 January 7, 2019

Marist High School

Marist is a high school in chicago filled with little douche bags who think they are good at sports. The boys there love to take naked showers together and rape each other.

“Joey are you going to Marist High School?”
“Yes dad I can’t wait to spread my cheeks in the shower.”

by Coach Hogan August 13, 2021

holy innocent high school

its smells like a shaobi

wah that holy innocent high school smelly

i agree

by shaobisupernice August 23, 2021