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Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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All my friends who bully me for loving Venti

One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.
To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…
by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024
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Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.
Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...
by dudeperfect19 August 20, 2016
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The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique
Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'
by ceese123254 June 27, 2022
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Use my code

Sentence that every instagram girl uses to promote stuff that they don't even use.
Use my code glamgirlxo to get 20 % off!
by YJAY March 14, 2017
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fo shizzle my nizzo

Negro 1: You got the stuff?
Negro 2: Fo shizzle, my nizzo
by Rollo47 September 15, 2003
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Cry In My Mirror

Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.
Person 1: YOU MADE ME CRY IN MY MIRROR

Person 2: Dude take a joke
by idkwhattomakemyuser December 20, 2021
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