what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

Hope you die bitch

THE FEELING A PSYCHO BITCH MAKES YOU FEEL ABOUT HER

DIANA SOLAR I HOPE YOU DIE BITCH

by LIVING WITH A PSYCHIC BITCH November 30, 2022

You can go fly

To advise someone you are not doing something for them .

Mary : can you give me a pedicure

Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that

by Itamaire April 20, 2018

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018

written by you

its who the urban dictionary was written by

Guy 1 "did you know that the urban dictionary was written by you?" Guy 2 "No that's so cool."

by Shrek Master 6969 August 17, 2022

I'm not letting you make that point

If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?

Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025