Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men
by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020
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Strict Boner

"Yo Eli, I just cheated on my girlfriend haha...

Wait lmao really Josh?
Yeah bro.. strict boner!"
by pippy444 February 20, 2022
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fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
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boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.
(tick here if you are a boner child).........
by ChildrenOfTheBoner November 11, 2015
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Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.
Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.
by Bigdummie March 22, 2019
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Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude
John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.
by WCAVSTECH May 04, 2019
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Doner Boner

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.
"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"
by Goatsie April 27, 2010
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