touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

Tomchode

Often used when describing the ego driven antics of narcissistic supervisors. Some examples of this include:

1. adding extra unnecessary steps to projects while intermittently micromanaging
2. Impromptu meetings to discuss non time sensitive subjects. Often initiated at closing time or just prior to lunch breaks
3. Good-idea-fairy type behavior
4. General smugness associated with any ideas that are not their own
5. A skewed perspective of their worth paired with an ove abundant ego

Often used in the past tense to to describe ambush style "leadership"

"Sorry honey, I'm going to be a couple hours late, the boss Tomchode me right before quitting time"

" I got Tomchode, now I have to build a maintenence plan for a piece of equipment we will never have."

by LibertyRisk1Z August 4, 2025

Touch bag

Do Coke

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025

touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.

“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”

by bnakusaki September 8, 2025

Touch

To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.

Jake: I'm going to touch you.
Mary: Not if I touch you first.
Emmanuel: I wanna get touched...

by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025

Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 21, 2025

Touchbeans

When two people with clitorises touch them together.

Those two are so angry at each other, they should just touchbeans.

by justintimberlake12000 January 8, 2026