Based

HIDEKI FUCKING NAGANUMA

bill: hey did you see what hideki posted
joe: yeah he was based as always

by denkai November 2, 2021

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

danner based player

1: someone lacking in skill or strategy of video games
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general

"dude i just pwned that danner based player in the face with my shotgun"

that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player

by landies41 April 23, 2007

Based Misogyny Paradox

The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.

Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”

Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”

Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”

Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”

Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”

Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”

Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*

- Based Misogyny Paradox

by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023

Based

When one of you're friends is fucking cringe

Me: why are you so based
Boy: dude lmao what are you talking about?

by holyshitgivemeaname December 5, 2020

4th base

Hand-holding under Jesus name.

Girl1: Hey, guess what?
Girl2: What??
Girl1: I just went to 4th base
Girl2: OMG how was Jesus!?

by JesusLuver101 January 23, 2024

Based

Your correct in all ways possible there's no way someone could argue with it

You just say based tbh

by Amogua BBC balls January 30, 2022