Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

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tard

short for the word retard.

"Anne is such a tard!"

by myhandsmellwerid March 11, 2019

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cocky-tard

a guy who thinks he knows it all but is actually full of shit.

dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."

by jaudrey February 19, 2009

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Step-tard

Step-tards are fucking idiots who enjoy step-fatansy on porn/hentai and even in real life, these retarders think fucking a stranger that has nothing but literally a piece of paper to be related is "exiting". The worst part, they say shit like "the best thing of fucking your sister, is not being related by blood" (as if friends who consider themselves as friend were different). They self contradicted, they act Edgy, and the worst part, the brag about an social illusion as it was the pinnacle of all sins, when it reality step-tards are only overestimate a word.

That step-tard think fucking a step-sister is incest. If that was the case, I would've done incest when I fucked my gf because 2 moths ago I considered a sister.

by Mr. Memo Herdez January 16, 2019

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OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

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