Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 06, 2010
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Clam Frappe

Motorboating a womans vagina in a cold environment. Usually while outdoors, i.e. camping, ice fishing etc.
Jon: Hey mike how was your camping trip with Eileen?
Mike: It was pretty cold in the mornings, but I warmed her up good.
Jon: Yeah?

Mike: Yeah I went down on her, she got so wet I drank her clam frappe.
by Sven Grudenwald January 09, 2021
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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 03, 2011
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Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
by Clamer October 12, 2016
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Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.
Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.
by George Malone July 09, 2022
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Lukewarm Clam Chowder

Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman
Hey baby, mind if I sample the lukewarm clam chowder?
by Willeigh January 28, 2012
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Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp
(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
by SlyFox August 01, 2014
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