nipple stickers 

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.

"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"

nipple stickers by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by luser November 21, 2002

stick with tits 

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

stick with tits by Guru November 7, 2004

sticker poop 

the tacky residue left behind after removing a sticker or price tag from an item, often causing a black sticky film to build up on the object.

1. i tried to remove the price tag sticker from the glass of the picture frame carefully but couldn't so now i have to look at the picture through all this sticker poop.
2. i removed the sticker lable from the cream bottle but there's all this sticker poop on it.

sticker poop by deby stevens January 22, 2007

pit stick 

deoderant, antiperspirant, used, usually after a shower in the morning, to prevent your armpits from stinking at the end of the day

There is nothing more disgusting than a waiter who doesn't use a pit stick, reaching across your table when you are eating.

pit stick by Jaeneva January 24, 2005

Give 'em the stick

Phrase used to lull a person into a false sense of attaining a desired thing and then having it taken away before the person takes possession.

*A kid is laying flat on broken ice and his comrades are looking for a way to help him. A grizzly old man, whose land the children are trespassing on pipes in with his advice:

"Alright, give 'em the stick."

Kids lean out to extend the stick to the wayward lad.

"DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"

The kid drowns.

*Fensler Films - G.I. Joe P.S.A

Give 'em the stick by BrandoniusRex September 15, 2007

Sticker-Sneaker 

The process of stealing food from Jewel or Dominoes via the self serve machines and switching the stickers of real expensive amounts of chicken for cheap fries.

Bill:Dude how you gonna pay for 2 pounds of Lobster Meat, and 2 pounds of chicken fries.
Jimmy: I don't have to, all i have to do is switch the sticker and then all pay for is 2 dollars worth of fries.
Bill: Man, you are such a Sticker-Sneaker

Sticker-Sneaker by Aquafina Clear May 26, 2007