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Hockey Helmet Special

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.
Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!
by Mike Snoddon January 13, 2008
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special military operation

Used by the aggressor to mellow how it is presented in the intent to hide realities for own citizens.

The invaded country experiences that the special military operation looks like a war, feels like a war, smells like a war and is without doubt a war.
by Viking from the north May 2, 2022
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Papa Ray Special

An extremely bad haircut similar to the bowl cut worn by Moe from the Three Stooges. It's done by somebody who is awful at cutting hair, thus in its attempt to be perfectly round all the way around, the Papa Ray Special is uneven and choppy.
If you don't behave, I'm going to get out the scissors and give you a Papa Ray Special!!
by Pseudonymmmmumm November 29, 2010
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Special buys stiffy

When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi
Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?
by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023
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Fresh Fish Special

Plenty fur hits the floor when Rod Blagojevich gets the fresh fish special.
by freewill December 16, 2011
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Passenger Seat Special

When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.
Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.
by bigcockmonster69 August 19, 2015
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Chesapeake Bay Special

(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).
Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.
by ChesapeakeBaySailor January 13, 2023
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