ja rule 

Another word used for a fungal infection

damn, i forgot to wash my feet now theyre covered in ja rule

ja rule by fufu January 22, 2004

Sock Rule 

As the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks.

Sock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities

"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."

"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"

Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual

-Abaka

Sock Rule by Abakatowski August 3, 2020

Richard Simmons Rule 

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

Richard Simmons Rule by Teknos February 19, 2009

15-15-30 rule 

15-15-30
15 minutes eating ass
15 minutes licking clit
30 minutes fucking

A: sex with my girl has gotten boring
B: you should try the 15-15-30 rule

15-15-30 rule by Skittlesnacker March 27, 2022

Ja Rule 

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

Ja Rule by Matthew November 1, 2004

The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)

"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."

The Golden Rule by EugeneInvestigator February 8, 2017

Five Minute Rule 

The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.

Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.

After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.

Five Minute Rule by Steph (editor - steferrknee) April 17, 2006