rusty trambone

Basically it is a rusty trombone but a dumbass Albanian called it a rusty Trambone the first time he heard it because he sucks at English and common expressions

hey guys whats a rusty trambone???

by Jim Shortz May 13, 2005

rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005

rusty t

When a man/woman eats out a man's ass while simultaneously jacking off his cock.

Last night Sally gave me a rusty t.
T it up children.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

RUSTY OLD HO

An Old Usless Woman; Mouthy,Bitchy.

Fuck You You Rusty Old Ho

by REBELHAWK June 7, 2007

rusty palmjob

when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.

Last night I got a rusty palmjob.

by rusty palmer June 20, 2007

rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten

I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me

by JPEB May 22, 2008

Rusty Motorboat

When someone places their lips in the recently used/dirty butt crack of someone else, makes the "Brrrrr" sound of a motorboat, and shakes their head back and forth very quickly.

SEAN pooped himself a work and didn't have any toilet paper so KELLY gave him a Rusty Motorboat to clean him up.

by shifty pipeworks April 25, 2009