post party depression

waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.
person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.
by marie&carrie July 02, 2008
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Posted Up

Damn that girl Jackie is hella posted up today
by JAXGK May 30, 2017
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Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.
Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail
by imthatawesome October 16, 2010
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post block syndrome

Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.
After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.
by geoneubie February 28, 2010
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post-emo kid

A person (usually a "normal" teenager) who complains, rants and bitches about how much emo kids ae "fags", "homos" and "cutters" that he or she begins to sound like one themself
post-emo kid: UGH!!! I HATE EMOS SO MUCH (carries on for half an hour)
by defender of peace July 23, 2006
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Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.
I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!
by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009
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post of fucked

When you are that tiny bit far from getting owned or pwnt by someone or something. To be used only in dire situations.
"Dude you know that assignment on the French Revolution? I didn't know that it was due next lesson."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."

"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."
by Mrs 69 February 15, 2009
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