Penis rack

When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.

Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.

by Arethanto March 24, 2013

Penis Coolata

A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty

I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.

by peniscoolataluva April 20, 2011

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Penis Shelf

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

by Metroid22 January 22, 2022

judes penis

Small tiny cock

He has not seen it it years

Luna said it was too small

Less than a centimeter

He’s also gay for penis

Judes penis non visible almost a blank spot

by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019

Clover Penis

A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.

"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

nenis penis

a dumbass who pisses in class while the cam is on

nenis penis sucks

by whorerology xox March 7, 2021