13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.
by Godofreeee December 11, 2021
When you are afraid to fuck a bitch because you are self conscious about your weird and/or small penis.
by apple3020 February 26, 2016
A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.
by Champions of Phrase-penis October 15, 2014
Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.
Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.
Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.
Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.
Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”
Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”
Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”
Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”
Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
by Mattroid Prime November 01, 2017
The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
by HorseLover 69 December 03, 2022
by peniscoolataluva April 02, 2011