Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023

choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.

"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Custard bum

A semen filled asshole.

Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum

by Pandaboii420 February 26, 2018

buoyant bum

A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.

Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020

Bum yelling

Bum yelling is were he yell at bums that are cracked out on meth

BUM Yelling. U tell at bums.

by Weirdo39 March 31, 2019

bum slurry

a steaming pile of apres stella brown gold

"leave it for 10 to 15 minutes, i've just released my slurry mountain."

by r. reid February 29, 2004