Max

A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot

Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

max ingram

fat head and is really arrogant also does not understand he is 5'1

dont be such a max ingram you idiot

by l2m2m2 November 13, 2020

Beer Max

To beer max or beer maxing is a term used when drinking beer.

Person 1: Yo bro i'm i need to beer max today

Person 2: I'm so down with that

by Wiggisneaky April 22, 2024

Boof maxxing

When someone boofs to their full potential, and really stretches their limits.

Yo have you seen this thing called boof maxxing, the way you do it is boof to your full potential

by IXdekeXI May 28, 2025

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Max

British slang for a lanky man *cough* *cough* boy
who is the goofiest man you'll ever meat

Did you see that absolute max at Clissold Park?
His head was larger than my success rates for my GCSE's

by cvbgfhjnkml,/. September 21, 2025