max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Max sweet

MASSIVE COCK

i have a max sweet

by oopoof May 27, 2018

Mad Max

A fart that smells like burning rubber.

What did you eat today?? That was a total Mad Max.

by batmanaod June 22, 2019

Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.

Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢

by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019

max

an awesome guy that knows everything and is humble (this isn't true)

that guy died
he must be max

by heruipvwcjo[ June 25, 2019

Max

Lazy but funny, he steals jokes from his friends but can be fun. Likes music and probably has a cat. Loves Minecraft and Roblox

Hes funny, hes being a max

by Max555 June 25, 2019