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Kirkle Jerking

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
by Cam Waite August 10, 2019
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jerk

a person(typically a guy) who has no money or does not spend lavishly on a potential partner.
(Lady) Guy on the dating site is a jerk.
by UrbanDefinator January 22, 2021
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Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 24, 2022
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jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
by Poprock56 May 11, 2017
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National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 2, 2021
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Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
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