Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

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pull a jake

To "like" something on facebook that morally shouldn't be liked.

Also to cum super fast.

Did they really just pull a jake on my status?!

by cfunkk91 September 15, 2010

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jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

by Tobiathin September 17, 2017

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Asian Jake Paul

Another word for Ricegum

Man 1: Jake Paul sucks!
Man 2: Have you seen Asian Jake Paul though?

by TacticallyStupid October 12, 2017

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Jake Paul Syndrome

You've got this when you're being the biggest DICK of the face of the Earth. This is when you're being a FAKE person, you're thinking that you're the SHIT, since you have this shitload of fans, you're being a fuckboy, who doesn't have a care on what's going to happen and the consequences of your actions. You're just basically being the shittiest person on the face of the Earth.

"You're just being a shitty guy to me. Hooking up with those girls every night, don't you think I know that? Go and take your Jake Paul Syndrome somewhere else!"

by noimportance August 05, 2017

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