A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.
by Lamarvelous December 7, 2009
Get the Jesus cockmug. 
The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009
Get the Jesus Sandalsmug. by KavKevKivKovKuv July 19, 2017
Get the Jesus Christmug. A marijuana cigarette created by using the roaches of pass joints smoked, thus resurrecting the past joints into one super joint.
E-Dawg - "Let's blaze one, yo."
JDizzle - "We ain't got not weed, G."
E-Dawg - "You got roaches?"
JDizzle & E-Dawg - "JESUS JOINT!"
JDizzle - "We ain't got not weed, G."
E-Dawg - "You got roaches?"
JDizzle & E-Dawg - "JESUS JOINT!"
by jester0510 January 6, 2009
Get the Jesus Jointmug. by Jaggo March 23, 2004
Get the white jesusmug. man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech
by austin July 27, 2004
Get the black jesusmug.