bacon cola

In edds opinion...

The best sh*t ever created

"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"

*intense hissing from edd*

by Renowo June 26, 2021

bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019

take a nigga bacon we goin live

take a nigga bacon we goin live

"take a nigga bacon we goin live"

by sosatecc June 18, 2022

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.

Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.

by G-Mann July 24, 2023