Mississippi Mud Muffin

A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.

The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!

by OMG303LOL June 20, 2019

Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021

mud-flap ass

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.

Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape

by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022

Ohio Mud Swirl

The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.

Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.

by BiggyHoss May 24, 2023

cleveland mud slap

When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick

Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap

by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018

maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out

Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day

by Kdogg! May 11, 2017

funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020