Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

by Sheffield lad March 24, 2015

Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 06, 2013

imma cut you

what you say when you be fuckin pissed off at some dick head talkin shit

bitch call me an arse bag one more time then imma cut you

by donut fuck with me boi October 31, 2017

cut the fuck off

When someone says something so unbelievablly retarded and you're so awe-struck that you are at a loss for words. It makes you want to bitch smack them in the mouth

Justin: Dude I just packed a bowl full of roach papers wanna spark it?

Austin: Bro you're cut the fuck off

by King_shields July 25, 2018

cut your grass

cut your grass: when somebody tell you to cut your grass it means to cut the people that you’re currently talking to off.

aye you need to cut your grass.

by Gcapalot May 16, 2020

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Cut off moan

A moan by a female in which they will moan often to the point the moan is cut off by another moan.

Brad: You see that one porno with that chick?
Chad: Yea she had a cut off moan.

by Moanser March 10, 2019