Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

by Jack Sparrow28 June 5, 2017

Fundamental Paper Education (or just 'F.P.E') is an animated music video created by artist and animator Kaaatie based around the Baldi's Basics fan song called "Basic's in Behavior," created by The Living Tombstone. It somehow blew the fuck up and is now one of the most trending things (mostly due to TikTok), right behind The Amazing Digital Circus.
The first "episode" follows a girl named Claire who is a new student at Paper School, a school where getting an F in either Miss Circle, Miss Thavel, or Miss Bloomie's class results in your ass getting eviscerated. It's being turned into it's own series due to the massive success of the music video, with the first ACTUAL episode coming sometime in the near future.
The first "episode" follows a girl named Claire who is a new student at Paper School, a school where getting an F in either Miss Circle, Miss Thavel, or Miss Bloomie's class results in your ass getting eviscerated. It's being turned into it's own series due to the massive success of the music video, with the first ACTUAL episode coming sometime in the near future.
internet user #1: bro did you see that Miss Circle girl on your fyp?
internet user #2: yeah she's like, one of the most popular things rn
internet user #1: where did she originate from?
internet user #2: something called "fundamental paper education"
internet user #1: might have to check it out later
internet user #2: yeah she's like, one of the most popular things rn
internet user #1: where did she originate from?
internet user #2: something called "fundamental paper education"
internet user #1: might have to check it out later
by JakobMan767 May 5, 2024

by Your pseudonym0002 October 27, 2017

“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
