I jest

A classier and funnier way of saying “I kid”

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the pavement cracked up 💀💀I jest I jest

by KingDong420 November 15, 2020

I-35

An interstate highway system in the US which runs north and south starting from Laredo, Texas and then goes up and ends at Duluth, Minnesota.

Homeless Jimmy: Yo Samuel my man, wanna move our place to the side of the road of I-35 instead of by this dumpster?

Homeless Samuel: Sounds good mate.

by EyorEugh September 14, 2016

I be went

A much cooler way of saying you are leaving with Gusto. Like having left before the fact.

"...Did you see that break-up fight between Marlene and Jack?"

"Only the beginning...when the hair started flying 'I Be Went' man"

by jfpOne23 August 25, 2009

and i oop-

Usually something a true vsco girl says when something goes wrong it can be a very serious situation and you just hear a vsco girl in the background say “and i oop-“ it is very necessary and gives a little touch to an extra situation

vsco girl Bethany: *drops hydro flask*
Bethany: “ahh I dropped my hydro flask, and i oop-!”

by vscochick August 24, 2019

I spiked

slapping or (spiking) of an (apple device) from ones hand with force.

Bob was I spiked for holding his Iphone in the air looking for service like a pussy.

I totally I spiked you dude!

by WAG666 August 12, 2012

I do what I want

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

by AngryPOPTART January 14, 2011

i see

The new Lol. Used when the user is too lazy, bored, lazy to give a proper reply to whatever you just said. A correct response is "Speak proper or STFU noob!"
It is used in real life and on instant messengers and games and more.

Sonic: "Hello"
Mario: "I see"
Sonic: "STFU, noob!"

by supersonicjim May 12, 2006