hipster

Originally a hipster was someone who had seen through society's bullshit, or were trying to. Now it's a "lifestyle choice".

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

by Shemp211 December 9, 2016

Hipstertastic

Sem at his purest. Term can be used to describe Sem, his belongings, sweaters and manners only.

Wow, Sem looks damn fine!
Yeah, he and his sweater are so hipstertastic!

by evalovesnoodles December 13, 2016

hysteriactomy

An operation that a woman has "down there" to remove the "what if I get pregnant?" hysteria that she normally feels whenever she has unprotected sex.

Hot chick: I love "doing it" with all of the "well-hung" guys I know, so I had a hysteriactomy to avoid any unexpected pitter-patter of little feet.

by QuacksO December 17, 2016

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum

Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!

by Satanas12345 January 12, 2017

Hipster

William Bearcroft

William Bearcroft- he's so hipster

by Bearcroftsmagic January 13, 2017

hipster

1. a trendy clown
2. a social oxymoron

To become a hipster you need these fancy thick rims and a skrillex haircut to underline your independence

by jnknyfb January 20, 2017