Floppy Pizza

My pizza slice seems to look not normal as I'm scarred to eat it in public as I get uncomfortable on what they may say, this may just be me? I would like to know if it is an normal looking pizza slice and If I have floppy dough please be honest as I would like to know what is normal and if I'm just hiding it away for no reason thank you for your help also my slice looks very not normal please take a look

I have a floppy pizza... I fold my floppy pizza to eat it comfortable and efficiently...

by krielgasm January 16, 2017

florida ice

Florida ice is the term used in the Southeast for the dangerously slippery road conditions that occur immediately after rain begins and grease and oil rise to the top of the just-wet road. After enough rain, the oil and grease are washed away and the road has better traction.

Rental car companies love the rainy season because of the business they get due to Florida ice.

by Gulfgirl January 18, 2017

floor tanking

The act of dying a lot in a mmo while being a tank. Hints "tanking the floor".

Dps: Tank stop dying you're just floor tanking.

Tank: Sorry my gear isn't great.

by Bigmeet April 7, 2017

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

flower bottom

An ambiguous part of the human body which is deemed sacred.

You must only let your spouse touch your flower bottom.

by Super boy September 4, 2017

floppy banana

When your dick is really floppy and you grab it at the base and slap people with it

“Hey baby want me to give you a floppy banana?”

by BigDickRichy December 23, 2017

Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018