Fat Chick Rodeo 

When you're banging a really fat chick doggie style and your friends are hiding in the closet. After a little while your friends run out of the closet and yell "GO!" Thats when you hold on to the fat chick for dear life as she tries to get away. Longest time wins!

"I won the fat chick rodeo with a time of 15 seconds!"

Fat Chick Rodeo by Frank 'toolman' Rizzo May 20, 2004

fat retard 

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

fat retard by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Fat American Cow 

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

Fat American Cow by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011

fat and mellow 

A really thick joint rolled with some killer bud.

So how do you want it, thin and quick or fat and mellow?

fat and mellow by Bomni February 8, 2005

fat boy stain 

A stain on your shirt; commonly found after eating. makes you look like you eat like a pig.

girl: don't look at my shirt, I spilled soup on it at lunch.

guy: ohhh! you got a fat boy stain!!

girl: ahahahhahahahahahaa...no.

fat boy stain by karly;; May 29, 2008

fat fail 

some one who is a fat ass and fails at life

Hershy is a fat fail!!!!

fat fail by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009

Fat Stress 

The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.

Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.

Fat Stress by funeral wolf April 25, 2009