Tucker-Max Drunk

When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky

by Broyles July 10, 2006

energy drunk

derived from "energy drink." Energy drunk is a mixture of alcohol and any type of energy drink.

cop: Hey, you cant drink alcohol in here.

drinker: Oh man, i spent all day mixing this shit

cop: Wait dude is that energy drunk? Gimmie some of that shit bitch

by neep15 August 15, 2009

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

Weepy Drunk

Basically, a Weepy drunk is a person who gets on their soap box and cries about their woes and troubles when drunk.

Alice: What's wrong with you kid?
Nick: -is drunk- My life is spiraling downwards. It sucks the world is not a pleasant place to be. My wife left me...(etc)
Alice: God you're such a weepy drunk

by Mike EF Baby March 8, 2009

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

Lovey Drunk

Drunk enough to get drawn on, but still trying to get laid

Your boy is so drunk, that he cannot notice he is being drawn on while he is trying to get laid by an ugly girl, he is lovey drunk

by Jameson Tomorrow May 1, 2010

Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011